Epic Pasta!

Found this in my documents. It was last modified on 2018-1-1.

Epic Pasta!.docx
Hallo, my name is SmigzyGaming63 & this is my first trollpasta. ENJOY! P.S. This is just mixed up trollpastas! A creepypasta version is coming out!

Paurt Uno:NoobYmIner3
Tae noobyminer3 was noob who mane dirt aend coal aend kalled himm swelf butt he keeped respawnn. Uno nit his friend was goinfg to ate dinner when he appered and saed YOU BETTER NOT PEE ON THE TABLE!. Haes fried accepted tae word Whhle he is going to eat dinner he accidintily pissed on the table and he got taelaepoted to low-quaility tv. Aftaer 666 minutes he ded.

Paurt Tzvai:NoobYmIner3 ded?
Noobyminer3 waes play mineceraft when eletrick pole touched him. He ded.

Paurt Tryii:The spoopy skleton skeleton666
Once there wus a spoopy skleton named skeleton666. Tae skeleton666 with eat vanilla-chocolate swirls. One day hais vanilla-choco swirls maelted in farty sun skeleton become aengry aend thows rock to farty sun then at becames nit.

Pauritz For:Mwincrift Cweepypasteques visa. Twa Pweple
SpoopymentAnusmationFan19*10*231: ye my anti pasteque code wall work ((yolo-pasta code working) SprooptAminationFuan19*10*231: fricky frick H666sm: oooooooohhhhhhhh SpoorpAnimatoixhnFAuam19*10*231: shut tae frick up H284sm: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.thats my wekness