De Duckmann

Hoi it iss me usserbooootfoor, and i wahs plain mahncraift wennn ah saws a dukkee in de fawg i walk up and it yeeeeellll at moi fahce. id say "hai dud ima duck. mah name iz Puurrplee Shep. i eat ur ugly face lolololol" i rspond wit "wai shud i trust u?"" den he sais "becaws i ahm stuppid!!" den he lick me.